hate:

"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

dutchster:

why isn’t talking in your sleep called napchat

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath)

eyeseehigher:

My kinda night. The AfterParty

eyeseehigher:

My kinda night. The AfterParty

khatelynnrae:

suicxne:

can we stage an intervention for alex gaskarth he used to dress so cute in skinny jeans and cardigans and now he out here in giant farmer hats and ill fitting blazers and hasnt changed his jeans in 34 years

so I sent this to alex as a screenshot and this is what he had to say

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cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

—John Mayer (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: observando)

(Source: p0urtoujours)

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced)