thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

singthiscorrosion:

I’M CRYING

singthiscorrosion:

I’M CRYING

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

#mcm My one and only forever love.

#mcm My one and only forever love.

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

Recovery is a long and complicated process, but please don’t second guess it. You will get there. 

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

Recovery is a long and complicated process, but please don’t second guess it. You will get there. 

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

sandundsiebdas:

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

sandundsiebdas:

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

liquidconfidence:

my life in a photo

liquidconfidence:

my life in a photo

stumblinstenny:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

wow.. this hit hard

stumblinstenny:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

wow.. this hit hard

(Source: flinch-nerds)

plantgrowth:

There’s just no place in-between for us to meet.

plantgrowth:

There’s just no place in-between for us to meet.