cooldudebro:

jazzchat:

cooldudebro:

jazzchat:

do u think i could live with only one eyeball. on an unrelated note how much do you think a working eyeball would go for on the black market.

are you planning to pull out an eye or have you already done it?

nah its still in there im just making provisions for my future bc this whole ‘working to earn money’ thing really isnt my style

oh good, so the former then

-defloration:

daughteress:

actionables:

when I was 5 my aunt explained to me what the word bisexual meant and up until the 7th grade I thought that bi girls were the girls who liked both gay and straight men

is there a name for that sexuality cause that is exactly me

straight

bewbin:

dontbesad-bekawaii:

bewbin:

Being 6’1” is great because im closer to heaven then most people 

Being 5’1 is great because I’m closer to hell than most people.

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mostlycatsmostly:

Scout And Maisie (by candyflossgirl)

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

waytoobasic:

fragiles:

i’m glad you exist

I’m so in love with this.

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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I’m tired… I’m so tired. I thought I just needed a night’s sleep, but it’s more than that.

—Inside Llewyn Davis (via wordsthat-speak)

hagridscabin:

myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

This always makes me really happy.

dudewheresmycat:

justplainsomething:

capsicle107:

#everyone is all over hiddleston for this scene but can we appreciate how great evans was at imitating his mannerisms?

Evans was so good that we forgot it wasn’t Hiddleston playing Loki pretending to be Steve.

The entire scene is magnificent

(Source: tonysassy)

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